Dr. Finch: Everyone! Come quickly! Wake up! Wake up! A miracle! A miracle! A miracle has occured!
Agnes Finch: What're you looking at?
Natalie: Dad's morning shit.
Dr. Finch: See? See how the duplicoil is breaking out of the surface of the water? Holy Father.
Agnes Finch: Doctor, let me draw you a nice bath.
Dr. Finch: Agnes, go get a shoehorn. A shoehorn, Agnes.
Hope: But what does it mean, Dad?
Dr. Finch: It means our financial situation is turning around. It means things are looking upward. Literally, the shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
[Augusten and Natalie try to hide their laughter]
Dr. Finch: No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe. Agnes, I want you to carefully remove this, take it outside, and let it dry in the sun. We're starting a shrine, Agnes. A shrine. Hope, let's prepare.
- ► 2009 (76)
- Cars are easier to take pictures of. - AE-1 ...
- I realize things happen for a reason , sometimes i...
- I've been shooting.
- Never mind that you didn't read it.
- Saturday Morning 1994.
- Running with scissors.
- Next semester.
- For real though.
- Females 5' - 5' 6"
- Changed the color of my blog.
- It would only be fair
- Financial Update
- google knows whats up
- that last post
- Consider This
- i've gotta get a fox
- some kind of vortex
- whats goin on here
- fennec foxes
- look what i found at 6 a.m. november 7, 2008
- Wasting a roll.
- cheap film
- a garden outback, an orchard out front
- ▼ November (29)